Well.

Glad that's over with.

Crazy, crazy dream. I shouldn't eat before bed. (Tono has INVADED my DREAMS now!!! Boohoo!!!)

At least it releived some boredom...

Tamaki~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's find Rengekun~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hehehehe...


Kaoru and I might take up a second job... ...For sheer lack of money. We'll make fun with it. ☆ We haven't gotten fired yet! Yosh!

( Private to Kaoru // Unhackable )

Nee, Haruhi! Got you a gift! Not a frog.

Less bored. ♥ Good news! Ha!


EDIT: TONO, WE STILL GOTTA THROW THAT BEACH PARTY~!!! ☆

Found some entertainment. ♥

TONO, LET'S THROW A BEACH PARTY!

We need new toys friends. It's getting boring lonely.

I found a frog in my bed this morning. I put it in Haruhi's bed instead. Either it hopped there itself, or someone put it there. Any confessions?


Today is Honey-senpai's birthday~ Happy Birthday, Honey-senpai~ ♥



Any girls out there who'd like to be our party dates tomorrow? ♥

I found my brother.

This place is gross and full of commoners.

We can't find Mama. Or Papa. (No one cares about Papa, though, so it's okay. But it'd be better to see some familiar face... even Auntie. Ew.)

I'm going to go look for a ball to play with, Kaoru.

I didn't find any GameBoys. Booooo~ring.

This is a dumb place!

[Private to Kaoru // Semi-Easy-to-Hack-able]
And if we can't find a dumb ball to play with in this dumb place, Kaoru...

We're bound to find a dumb person.

♥

Let's search our best!
[/Private]

.............

KAORU!

KAORU, WHERE ARE YOU?

......

Mama~? Kaoru~?

[cough, shuts off]





[ooc: SO! Say "Hello, hao r u1" to an itty-bitty.... Hitachiin Hikaru~!!! ♥

Honestly. I have no idea if Georgia is turning Kaoru little. HEY, JOUJI, IS KAORU GONNA BE BITTY?

For now, we see Hikaru. He is not nice. At all. And he only likes his brother. He's a little awkward... but, don't worry, it rubs away when he's being cruel at you. D:

Enjoy!]

Haruharu~ ♫ Come out, come out, wherever you are~ ♪

Work: Uneventful.
Barber-Guy, it's a mutual decision that we don't really want to be apprenticed in that field~ Cosmotology is just something we fell into through Mama since we got bored--- we don't like it enough to be your apprentices. BOO. ☆

Home life:
MORE EVENTFUL.


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We're wondering about the damn Host Club, too. TONO! SPEAK, BOY! ☆


In other news...

We're still bored. My goodness.

We'll put on a show! Dying from Boredom: ★Hitachiin Fantasy★ Showings at four, six, and eight; children and seniours half-price. ♥

TONOOO~ ☆ REPLY HERE~

Steady income, cleaning up and running errands at and for a barber shop. Not a bad gig. I guess.

Still living with Haruharu~ XD

However, it's been SUPER boring.

As in even-Tono-isn't-fun-anymore-boring. No fair, ne!

Hey, Haruhi~ There's a holiday this month~ What are you getting us~? ♥ We decided we'll decorate for it, hmmm~ ♥ In your feminine honour! Hoy!

O. And we still have those walkie-talkies from that New Years Ball. I found those today with Haruhi's bratmonster. ♥ We'll hand them out to the Host Club--- which is almost complete! ☆

O, and, thank you, Gods! I was really tired of being the Shadow King. Tamaki is incompetent, ha♫ha♪ha~♬☆

_{We need more public service announcements. Kaoru and I will work on them. Hee♥hee~}

¡Adios!, Purgatorium~! ♥

HEY, MR. BARBER GUY!

I asked my brother about getting a job in your shop.

We'll be there, if you'll have us.

If you only have one spot open, that's cool, too. I'd prefer you hire me over him, if that's the case.

We're not going to be poor anymore, Haruhi~! ♥ I'm / We're getting employed~!

Speaking of. Your hair's getting longer.

.......

This morning... I looked in the mirror...

I was not myself.



[ooc: Twins 'switched bodies.' Georgia, you agree. Even if you disagree, it's a school night, and I say you agree. Okay? Okay. I'm glad that we agree~! ♥ I'll hunt down Kaoru icons later...

Have they really switched bodies? No. Not at all. But they have switched hair styles... :? They'll just stear clear of Haruhi and Aelita so that no one will be able to tell that Hikaru is still in his own body and not Kaoru's... <<'

SO THAT'S HOW IT IS~! :D Enjoy? D:]

1.) Our feelings are hurt for being so persecuted for our honest misunderstanding about the situation with Rikku. :C BOO.

2.) Tono. Have you talked to the Gods about the Host Club?

3.) Haruhi. We I found you a pet.

4.) It's boring. Really. Really. Really boring.

5.) JOBS~! WE NEED 'EM!

That's all, I think. Boo.

[ooc: Haruhi... Your pet... Imagine first finding something really scary-looking in her bedroom with a bow on it, and after disposing of that, Hikaru with one of those tanuki monsters he hates.

And it's been confirmed since the switch that they three live together in what had been her house, right~? ♥ C:]

RIKKU DID IT~!!♫♪

That is~--- ♥ If you have had anything of yours stolen, something has been misplaced, and / or you cannot find a belonging of yours or your friend's

Look to Blonde, Thin, Al Bhed Female: RIKKU.


This was a Purgatorium City Public Service announcement brought to you by yours truly, your local Hitachiin brothers. Have a lovely day, and take care. ♥

I HATE YOU SO MUCH, KAORU~!!! I DESPISE YOU, I LOATHE YOU, I DETEST YOU~!!!


UGH~!!!UFHjkeasfs,mfajkn


.....


Still hate you, Kaoru. ♥



But I ♥l o v e♥ my precious ♥Haruhi♥~~ She's beautiful and wonderful and perfect and not a meaniehead like my ex-brother~~~ ♥♥ My ex-roommate~~ I want Haruhi to be my new roommate~~ Because at least my darling loves me~~ ♥

Siiigh... It's so marvelous having nothing at all to do. It was so relaxing. All I did today was lay around. Thinking, but not thinking at the same time. It was like meditating. It would be so tiresome to be going out with people all the time, making plans for this and that, plotting this excursion, that joke... I can't believe I used to be this way.

Especially when it is just so much better doing nothing. It's not boring. Playing pranks is not fun, at that; it is rude and it makes you look like such a terrible person. Playing video games is hardly entertaining, either~ It feels just a lot nicer to be doing natural things, like watching the snow fall.

The snow is very beautiful. Like Haruhi~ Haruhi, have I told you today that I love you~? ♥ Because I do~~~ More than anyone~~

ESPECIALLY HIM. ¬¬+ How ANNOYING he is. He COPIES me, did you know that~?! I think he's the only person I really dislike.

BY THE WAY, EVERYONE, SO YOU DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH SUCH A WRETCHED COPY-CAT... MY NAME IS HIKARU. ♥ AND NOT KAORU~! YUCK~!

Haruuuhi~~!!! ♥ You know what I found today~? I found a whole litter of those adourable tanuki monsters that you liked~~ You know what~? They really are sweet~! They're wonderful~! I'm keeping all of them as pets, if you'd like to come over (Without girlying yourself up~! After all, you are a Natural Type --- in being beautiful~~!! ♥♥♥ I love you~!!!) and pet them with me, you're welcome to~ I know that you liked them~ ♥ ^o^

I'm contemplating moving out with my pets, too~ Maybe I'll move in with Haruhi (if she'd let me~~~!! I don't want to intrude~!! That's obnoxious and inconsiderate of Haruhi's feelings on the matter~ ; v ; ) EDIT: I'm contemplating kicking Kaoru out with the pets and having my wonderful Haruhi move in with me~ That way I can get a different view than I would in the mirror and live with someone more beautiful and unique who's not a wretched copy cat, but is a wonderful, beautiful, immaculate angel~~~

Tamakisenpai, do you think that I could be a Little Angel Type for the Host Club now, please~~? ♥ ^o^ Don't you think that sounds better~? I do~! It's nicer~! ♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Hello, Purgatorium City~!!! ♥♥♥

Nee, I hope everyone's doing fine..... That would really be terrible if people were upset or angry on such a beautiful night like this, what with all the sparkling snow outside and the refreshing winter cold. If you aren't happy, reader, please try to be~! ♥♥ It makes things better!

I feel very good today~! ♥ It's refreshing! I even feel wonderful physically! I can't describe it well enough at all, but it really is the best feeling I've ever felt before...~ ♥ ;D


Haruhi~~~~! ♥ I love you~! Be happy, Haruhi~!
And YOU, TOO, Tamakisenpai~! ♥ (Tamakisenpai, can I apologise for having ever been so mean and rude to you...? I know it might not mean much from someone like me, and it will be a meager apology... But I feel it is necessary~! We can start over anew and be the very best of friends, I promise~! Because ♥you're a really wonderful person~♥)
And you're a really wonderful person, too, Haruhi♥♥♥~~~~!!

EVERYONE is a wonderful person~! ♥ I hope I can be FRIENDS with all of the wonderful people in this world~~!! ♥

Have a great night, everyone~! ♥




[ooc: ...Inverted!Hikaru frightens me. :C]

( PRIVATE TO TONO // ACCESSABLE BY KAORU // UNHACKABLE )

Still looking for a job and a place that sells pretty dresses.

Who's hiring?

Preferrably two spots open, please. ♥




O. And Haruhi is here~! ♥
Found the obstacle course yet~? C:


( Private to Hosts, INCLUDING HARUHI NOW )

Tono.

We got you some snow. ♥ It's white~! Your colour~! ♥

No gifts. ♥ No money → No gifts, y'know? We've never been too poor to buy gifts... We don't, usually, but we were always capable of it. This is sure strange. Huh.

Happy Christmas, everyone~! ♥

O, and Honeysenpai got us a cake~ Does he have a job before us!?

( Private to Kaoru ♥ // Unhackable )

Sorry if my super-private, super-mysterious, brotherly-loving cut with my brother above has anyone wondering~ ♥ Boys will be with other boys, hm~? ♥

We're making new friends~! ♥
Like our fellow Little Devil Type, Rikku~! ♥ Da da dannn~!

So, inquiring minds are very curious~:
Does anyone around here like to play games~?

( Private To Shishiwakamaru // Unhackable by Stupid Aunt ♥ )

( Private Host Club )

I heard that someone put a dead body in that sakura tree. Pretty creepy~ That'd be really funny around Halloween~! Too bad it's CHRISTMAS, moron~! D<

Who are you guys spending Christmas with~? A NOTE: I'm spending it with my brother. ♥

Kaoru is well again~! ♥





IN THAT CASE...

Yes, we're leaving the house now... But---

Hitachiin Kaoru + Hitachiin Hikaru will now be attending the Winter Ball~!

A NOTE: We're each other's dates, ne~ ♥



( Private to Host Club )